The Mayor and the town manager waved as their next victim approached.
“Evening, Gladis,” the mayor said, smiling at the heavy-set woman walking across the uncut grass. He’d need to see to that–against city ordinance. “Special night tonight, eh?”
Gladis stopped halfway to the door, her face wrinkling in confusion.
“I thought it was bingo night.” She pushed her frizzing hair from her forehead. “Two cards for fifty cents.”
“Nope,” the town manager chimed in, grinning.
Ezra couldn’t stand it when Josiah interrupted. He was the mayor after all.
“Something even better!” Ezra said quickly, making a grand gesture toward the doorway. “You could score tonight, but not in bingo.”
Gladis scratched her head and squinted at the men.
Suddenly worried he’d been too subtle, Ezra leaped from the porch and tore open his shirt. Throwing back his head, he shouted into the evening air so there could be no confusion.
“It’s orgy night!”
Funny story
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LOL!I don’t know who to feel sorry for, Gladis or Ezra! BOTH! Hahaha!
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Thanks!
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I think we should be happy for them all! Maybe it’s more excitement that little town has seen since they painted town hall. 🙂
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Hahaha! That’s true!
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Gladis might be yelling bingo yet! Never know out those small towns! Good story!
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HA! You can write the sequel to this one!
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Ha! You’ll never look at those little bingo cards the same again.
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Brilliant story! I hope Gladis doesn’t keel over right there and then at the shock, it would be a shame if she missed the orgy 🙂
I always suspected “bingo” was a cover for something much more fun…
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Too funny, I hope she took her large heavy purse and knocked him up side the head. LOL loved it!
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Very funny Mara! I could really picture that woman in my head, and the fellow with the shirt was good too, but the last line was the best. Thanks for writing again for the Mondays Finish the Story challenge and be well… ^..^
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LOL. Hope their hearts hold out! Funny story.
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Very funny Mara ~ Some orgies are there to be avoided ~ 🙂
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